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Old February 6th, 2007, 11:17 AM   #1
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Default How To Stop an Annoying Person

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train or ....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this email.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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Old February 6th, 2007, 12:54 PM   #2
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Stop an annoying person?

More like terrify a whole plane, when the annoying person starts shrieking in fear........

That is too funny eX

Best thing I've seen in ages....but could be very dangerous

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Old February 6th, 2007, 04:28 PM   #3
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Maybe I should include a disclaimer.

This is for fun only and should not be used to terrorize anyone.
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Old February 6th, 2007, 05:35 PM   #4
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They might kick you off the plane and arrest you...
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Old February 6th, 2007, 06:26 PM   #5
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They might kick you off the plane and arrest you...
YEah.... Haven't people got shot for pretending they had bombs?? Better be careful....
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...but scary in execution, what if the annoying guy sitting next to you is an air marshall. I would not even want to think of all the consequences.
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Sheesh. It's a joke guys.
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I thought this would be a thread about how I could ignore you.......
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